Wednesday, 28 November 2007

Middle Ditch 8



Advice And Exploitation

During some late drinking at the pub, John and Howard advise
Alan on his sex life

This episode features in order of appearance

Brian Hinton MBE as the Announcer
Gordon Haskell as John
Paul Hart as Alan
David Caddy as Howard

Written and directed by Monique Caddy

98 comments:

flyinamber said...

Hi Monique!
Thank you very much for your often visiting my blog and for your comment,too.
Unfortunatelly,my internet conection is too slowly and it takes too much time for uploading so I can't hear pieces from your blog (I connect through GPRS) but I'm shure that "Middle Ditch" is very interesting.
I will present making of some winter decoration in one of my comming posts.I also have to make the Advent wreath and I intend to make it also from nature materials and I think it will be this year some kind different than usually..
Hope you have a pleasant evening..

Pris said...

I love it!! You could sell this episode as a 'how to' manual to romantically challenged men:-)

ANNA-LYS said...

Sad to her that You are suffering ... heal soon Monique!

(( hug ))

FANCY said...

Men = (ani)-male...:-)

TNX For all your comments in my place.

FANCY said...

Men = (ani)-male...:-)

TNX For all your comments in my place.

Middle Ditch said...

Welcome all to episode eight.

flyinamber, don't worry, you can also listen at world radio paris on a programme called cozy fun paris. The first episode was broadcast last Saturday.

Pris, I love your sense of humour. I thought that maybe this episode went a little too far but you have reassured me.

Anna-Lys, thank you for your sympathy.

Fancy, I totally agree.

Julie said...

HI - I'm going to have to get my offspring to sort out the sound plug ins on this laptop. (He's well into IT and set it up complicated).

Depending on your sense of humour, I had one funny piece on file which I put in The Journey blog called Dark Gold (easy to see in labels at the bottom). It's about manure, and its only very slightly exaggerated.

It'll be there if you're passing any time.

J

ANNA-LYS said...

Hope You are better today Monique.

(( hug ))

David John Caswell said...

Hi Monique & friends,
Thank you for visiting by blog and leaving the comment.
Just had to check yours out and I must say am inpressed..Such a great idea and I really enjoyed episode 8..very erotic.
Please all come & visit my blog as I need the support..I'm new at this!
dave-caswell.blogspot.com

Dave

Pris said...

Hi Monique
I got your comment. If you've gotten pictures on my blog before then it's probably some temporary glitch. I tried to listen to David read this morning and it wouldn't come up either, though I know the link worked when I checked it after he posted. Night before last, none of my images would load at MySpace. It may also just be internet overload at the holidays.

People are commenting on your health. Have you been ill?? Are you better now?(I hope?!!)

I've already commented on this episode, but, again, it's great!

fizzycat said...

Thanks for your kind comments on my blog, I am much better now. Foggie sounded like a realy cute cat. This blog looks cool, my connection is a bit slow at the moment but soon to be speeded up and then I will be back for a listen. Good luck with the blog.

Anne Lyken-Garner said...

Hi Monique,

Thanks for your visit and comment at my place.

Why isn't this currently on Radio 4? It should be!

Middle Ditch said...

Thanks everyone for leaving a comment.

Julie, I hope that you can listen soon.

Anna-Lys, I am now completely better. Thank you for your concern.

David, I will keep in touch with you. I quite like your blog.

Pris, it's always lovely to hear from you.

Hi Fizzycat, I'll visit you again soon.

Anne-Lyken, that would be fun wouldn't it. But they probably would like to broadcast it every day and I don't have enough episodes yet. maybe I try in five years time as Middle Ditch is timeless.

Aggie said...

I thought this so amusing and so very typical too! Lol!

BozaNova said...

Thanks visit meeeee

Hugs

FANCY said...

Hey Monique

Hope you will have a great weekend...I did laugh when I saw your comment in my box...:)

Julie said...

Hi Middle Ditch -

Its on Aldeburgh beach in Suffolk - 16ft tall. If you missed VJ have a quick squint - I'm doing a pick of the week post of interesting blogs I've found - the photo morph one is mind bending....

fizzycat said...

Thanks for comments.

Julie said...

Hi Middle Ditch - thanks for the link. The Virtual Journey is my main blog which is updated more frequently than The Journey.

I've just been listening to the episode for a few minutes - sorted out the missing plug ins - will come back when its not so late!
Love the West Country burr in some of the accents.
J

Julie said...

PS Added your link on mine - gradually sorting out a mile long bookmark list!

bigga said...

Thank you for your comment in my blogger side. I have another one in spaces but there I only write
in Swedish. I am not so good in writing English.
Regards

ANNA-LYS said...

I am so happy that YOU feel better!

(( hug ))



PS My music choice has nothing to do with taste, at all. It is the lyric I build my choice upon ;-) DS

Yoga Gal said...

Great stuff get well soon!

ANNA-LYS said...
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J. Andrew Lockhart said...

this is one of the most interesting blogs I've seen. :)
I'm definitely adding this to my list.

ANNA-LYS said...

Good Morning
I am coming to lighten up Your Lucia Day *lol*

(( hug ))

ANNA-LYS said...

Thank You dear!!!

Hug

Middle Ditch said...

Aggie, thank you. I aim to please.

Bozanova, I'll visit you again soon.

Fancy, keep in touch.

Julie, you were of great help, thank you. I love those photographs on your blog.

Fizzycat, It's lovely to see you here.

Bigga, your English is absolutely fine.

Anna-Lys, it's always great to hear from you. Your blog is fantastic!

Yoga Gal, I'm so pleased that I found you.

J. Andrew Lockhart, I'm really pleased that you like this blog. Keep in touch.

Julie said...

MD - decided to scrap that post while hoovering my blog...

Julie said...

....Ooops!

Decided to put the writing project on the back burner for the time being (till after Christmas) so thought I'd re-introduce it at a later date with a fresh post on VJ? Often shift stuff about...!

Alan said...

Wonderful,wonderful!! I went back to "1"; love the pig. I will be sure to come back. So original, funny and creative (good advise for some of us "old" men)

Aggie said...

Glad to hear you are finally enjoying your holiday. Cool.

fizzycat said...

Its the mincepies and pudding that I cannot stand.

Julie said...

Middle ditch -

Starting to listen from 1 -
hilarious when they feed Cassidy to the pigs...

It is like listening to the radio as was. Brilliant idea.

David Caddy said...

What fun to have so many discerning listeners!

Josie said...

I'm not able to open the link, but I'm going to see if there is some other way I can do it.

Interesting blog!

ANNA-LYS said...

Middle Ditch
Thank You!
It is good due to the commentators input! Without them my content would be nothing at all.

(( hugs ))

ivan said...

I can't imagine Josie having technical trouble--it's usually me!

I got "Middle Ditch 8" all right.

Top Drawer.

I am not surprised that it was aired.

Ivan

ANNA-LYS said...

I can't find any hidden love here????
But, I find that You got many "casts" is that another word for lovers *lol*

Have A Lovely Sun-Day

Jenny said...

Thank you for your kind comments and for viewing my blog Monique. I think I could get into this blogging, it seems rather addictive!
Listened to your clips - very good! Many thanks for your helpful advice.

Creative Crafter UK

Julie said...

Assume you record it local to you?

Julie said...

md - I've just listened to no2; its hilarious - spent some time out in rural areas as a child and you've got it spot on.

Middle Ditch said...

Everyone, thank you so much for leaving those wonderful messages. I'm really chuffed. I'll keep in touch with all of you.

You are all lovely people.

Julie said...

Middle ditch -

Hope you read this; I've nominated you for the Shameless Lions Roar for Powerful Words. See my blog.

ANNA-LYS said...

ohhh its David you love ... and the others are just lovers???

;-)

fizzycat said...

Thanks for visiting my blog and the congratulations.

Katie McKenna said...

I'm sorry to say that I haven't been able to hear this at all nor the earlier episodes. I've tried a few different times. Sounds like it is a lot of fun though!

I hope that you are doing well!

FANCY said...

TNX Monique for your comment, it gave me some other direction and some other reflections to me. Your radio is really cool...:-)

bigga said...

I am very sorry because I lost your comment in my the wild rose of space.
I traid to get music in there and
everything been lost.
I have never learnt the blogger you know.

Bruno said...

I need to listen all episodes! :)

ANNA-LYS said...

Hi Monique,
I understood much earlier :-)
Only was pulling Your leg my friend. I think it is beautiful when a relation last as long as Yours!!!

(( LOve ))

Jen said...

Hi Monique,

Thanks for visiting my blog. I got the Christmas card from Word 2007 on Windows Vista.

Wishing you a joyous festive season!

Regards,
Jen

Dick said...

Hi
Thank you for your visit. Never heard of Middle Ditch. I tried to have a look but I need a Flash player or something like that. I'll try again later.

ANNA-LYS said...

I wish You and Your cast a beautiful Yule Season!

(( kram ))

fizzycat said...

Manage to catch episode 8 today. This is priceless . Keep going and we will keep the crochet lights burning for you .

Texel in vogelvlucht. Gerard said...

Tank you for visiting my Blog. I'ts a lovely cat to photograph, and he is very sweet. There are more picture's on my Blog.
I can't open your Blog . Perhaps I don't have the right player. The same problems as Dick (my brother).I hope , you can tell my, what I need, for looking at your Blog.
Greetings, Gerard

Vwriter said...

Monique, you've truly opened my eyes. What a lovely way to present your scripts- via your blog!

It's cold and snowy here in Detroit but listening to episode 8 was like sitting in an armchair back in the 30's listening to a radio broadcast.

You do lovely work.

J. Andrew Lockhart said...

O.K. Monique, it's time for another. :)

Julie said...

Have a jolly good Christmas if I miss you in passing!!

Yoga Gal said...

Great stuff!

Yoga Gal said...

Great stuff!

ANNA-LYS said...

Just to check out if You are OK :-)

(( Luv ))

FANCY said...

I wish you and your dearest a good Christmas...:)

NB said...

Glæđileg jól!

Middle Ditch said...

Wishing everybody a Happy Christmas and a big thank you for your support.

Josie said...

I wish I could hear the pieces you have posted, but I am not able to hear them. :-(

I hope you have a wonderful Christmas and Happy New Year!

Cheers,
Josie

bigga said...

Thank You for visiting me. I wish
you tambien a Happy Christmas (God Jul)
Hug

NB said...

I see, you're in education business. How about telling us, how to arise from the dead. Before I met you, I knew only three that managed to accomplish this: Jesus, Särimner and Neo.

fizzycat said...

Have a good Christmas and New Year keep on writing, Fizzy.

flyinamber said...

Thank you very much Monique!
Hoping you have beautiful holidays with your family I wish you and all yours a very merry Christmas and all the best in 2008,lot of love,good health and happines!
Hugs!
Dada /flyinamber/

David Caddy said...

Wishing you a happy Christmas with your family!

ivan said...

Merry Christmas and a happy new year.


Ivan

Leigh Russell said...

Happy xmas and Happy new year!

Dick said...

Merry Christmas to you all, have a very nice time.

Julie said...

Hope you're having a good one...!

ANNA-LYS said...

Yes, thank You I have had 3 wonderful gathering days with lots of fun, singing, eating and hmmm drinking. Me and my sons and sisters always play games the whole evenings/nights ... so I guess I am a little tired ... but I love it! I really hope You all get well soon, if I had a helicopter I will be there to make some Yule food for You and hot glögg ;-)

Anne Lyken-Garner said...

Thanks Monique,

A very merry Christmas to you.

Anne

NB said...

"Hee! Thank you! I forgot R. Furthermore: this is my worst blog ever.
I told you: one week will it last. why don't you crawl up in bed, instead of sitting in front of this stupid screen.
I am dizzy - else I am OK. I spent this day alone, yes. If one doesn't count some people I spoke to. I don't feel alone. I am happy.
proost!"

ANNA-LYS said...

Middle Ditch
Glögg is a form of Mulled Wine ... if You follow this blue letters by clicking on the sentence You get more informed about our GLÖGG :-)

(( Kram ))

ANNA-LYS said...

Thank You!!!!

By the way ...
Do You have a blog that You write in? I feel kind of stupid writing here about other stuff than Your intention is here. On the other hand *lol* I don't mind feeling stupid once in a while, might be nutritive :-D

(( hug ))

NB said...

comment allez vouz?

ANNA-LYS said...

You are a darling.
By the way have You recovered from the illness (with help of some Mulled Wine, perhaps?)

Do You hear any music on my blog?
I don't remember You commenting upon that. IF You do ... I could send You my musicbox for You to use on this blog. I would love to listen to Your broadcastings!!!

Cheers,

AnnA

grasshopper said...

Thanks M/D!
On Christmas eve I had all my kids at home, on C – day my son and I had rest of the food to ourselves (he, he) and today I’ve got a lot of dishes to do.
Hopefully your C – time went by merrily :-)
Happy New Year to you and your love ones

ANNA-LYS said...

Hi Monique,
Are You feeling better?

Middle Ditch said...

Hi all ... Thank you Flyinamber, Pris, Anna-Lys, Fancy, Julie, David John Caswell, Fizzycat, Anne Lyken-Garner, Aggie, Bozanova, Bigga, Yoga Gal, J. Andrew Lockhart, Alan, David Caddy, Josie, Ivan, Jennie, Katie Mckenna, Bruno, Jen, Dick, Texel In Vogelvlucht. Gerard, Vwriter, NB, Leigh Russell and Grasshopper for all your support.

This is the end of episode eight. I hope to see you all again on episode nine, The Visitors.

A happy 2008 to all of you.

Thank you all again from the bottom of my heart.

reader Wil said...

Now quickly to the next episode to see what Alan is doing!

Middle Ditch said...

Alan is going to do everything by the book, reader wil. Read on

tykobrie said...

Boo to John. Poor Alan! He is so gullible!

I so enjoy listening to this.

Monique said...

Poor Alan indeed Tykobrie and thank you for listening

Ricardo said...

Should I take this advice with the next woman I'm interested in? ;-)

Middle Ditch said...

Ricardo, I don't think so. John is taking advantage of the situation.

MRMacrum said...

Maybe I should be taking notes here.

Middle Ditch said...

mrmacrum, please feel free to take notes.

John is very clever here, taking advantage of the situation.

Devin said...

LOVE THIS SO MUCH-WHAT A FIND!

Middle Ditch said...

Devin, thank you

boneman said...

married AND divorced twice.
Was always gentle.
Always attentive to such things.
Neither wife ever stopped and said "here it is,"
I was, let's say, experimental.
Knew some things would excite them.
Know why Gene Simmons might be so popular, but, then, ....well. Enough.

(learned quite a bit from a lass named Jane on the internet. ASK JANE ....too bad I didn't get to try any of that with either...

might still be married, eh?

Middle Ditch said...

Boneman, you are funny. Not many men know about a woman's secret pleasure but then perhaps not many women might know either. Said enough here.

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